10 Witty Responses to “Koto Nise?”

With Eid around the corner, one question is soon set to be flying around the streets, “Koto Nise?” On your way back from the haat with your sacrificial animal, you'll face this question, or may yourself ask it to others on the road. It gets tiresome answering the same thing some 87+ times, so why not turn a little creative and have witty retorts? Here are some usable ones.

1. Squint at the person who asked you this,
scream and leave your cow behind.
2. “Fill this form out and watch this 10 second advertisement. The answer will be emailed to you.”
3. “The amount for a family dinner at Mainland China. “
4. “A bent iPhone 6. “
5. “Ke? Ami na goru?”
6. “One Di Maria.”
7. Saddle your cow and ride off into the sunset.
8. “My entire student loan money.”
9. “Tonight? 3000.”
10. “Shob nise.”