Cellphones are meant for calling, not for playing Sims.
On the third day of this week, you will meet a pigeon. Feed it energy biscuits, not butter bun.
Over the traffic and far away, there lies a huge fortune of 40,000 Pokemon cards.
Kylian Mbappe is younger than you, so it's time you start doing something productive with your life.
Inverness is beautiful. You will either get to visit it this week or never.
Never tickle a sleeping dragon.
Green grass will be dangerous for you this week.
Many goals would have been scored by Ronaldo if only you had remembered to change your pillow cover.
Otters are usually cute, but you might meet a scary one this week if you go near the water.
Marie biscuits are terrible. If you like them you should immediately switch to chanachur or bad luck will befall you.
Monty Python is disappointed in you.
Yen prices may rise this week.