Bananas in Pyjamas

How would you feel if bananas wearing pyjamas entered your room and declared you their slave? Would you submit willingly, in awe of their absolute power? Or would you simply drive a knife into the slippery depths of the bananas to save yourself? In fact, you don't know that until you have talked to the bananas but what if the bananas can't talk? Sentient bananas are serious business and may help science in ways no one could've imagined ever before. But the question remains, is being violated by a man-sized, sentient banana for science worth it? So many questions, so few answers...

– Rumman R Kalam, Sub-editor, SHOUT.