This week's horrorscope

ARIES
Rachel is a good name for a pet cloud.
TAURUS
Action speaks louder than the YouTuber KSI.
GEMINI
Being a Gemini doesn't make you a snake.
CANCER
Blue is not the best colour for this season.
LEO
Igloos are nice; both the ice-tents and the ice-cream.
VIRGO
Two cows once fell in love on a moonlit night.
LIBRA
Some types of fries are not crunchy enough.
SCORPIO
End your story with another short story.
SAGITTARIUS
Asparagus is not nice to look at.
CAPRICORN
Salmons are not good-looking.
AQUARIUS
Or is this fantasy you ask?
PISCES
Nigel Uno was my first role model.
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