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Say “Hello” to the Skunks

"Have you met Mr. Skunk? In case you have not, he is a short black and white fellow that you might often see at the bottom of the stairs, or near the dumpster." Joe paused for breath.

I gaped at him uncomprehendingly, my mind racing fast. I wondered if Mr. Skunk was one of the housing assistants. Did he smell that bad? So, yes, I had a vague idea of what a skunk was.

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Joe ploughed on, "If you see him, please keep away. If he sprays on you, you are as good as dead. Nobody in the civilized community will accept you. And it's difficult to get rid of skunk odour. Keep a large bottle of tomato juice at home, will you? If you do get sprayed, wash yourself with it."

Before I go further, let me demystify you. Joe was a caretaker at the SIUC graduate housing in Carbondale where I had just arrived in 2009. He came by to explain the rules and show the geyser knob and a few other things. As he was about to leave, he suddenly asked me about Mr. Skunk.

I nodded slowly, comprehension dawning on me. "I know about skunks. But I didn't realize you have them around here too."

Joe laughed. "Wherever wilderness and human beings live side by side, you'll find skunks."

"What's that thing about the tomato juice?" I was curious.

"When I was growing up, our dog Willy used to chase skunks, and often he got sprayed. My mom used to douse him in tomato juice-- the only way you can get rid of that smell."

"Oh!" I could find nothing more to say.

That was my introduction to the skunks of Carbondale. Within a few days, I learnt that skunks were something to be avoided at all costs. But in a small university town surrounded by vast expanses of woods and greens it was next to impossible not to come across them. As it happened, I spotted my first skunk on an early morning in September, as I was standing outside my apartment building to  catch the bus. A small dark creature was foraging near the large metal dumpster. Someone had been careless in throwing the garbage and there were vegetable stalks lying around. The animal was furry and blackish. I  wondered if it was the fabled racoon who had been seen around the housing by quite a few people. Then I noticed the white streak and my heart skipped. Right then, Emmanuel, a Nigerian graduate student who lived in another building, came out. He had not seen the little furry fellow at all and was singing along with whatever he was listening to on his earphone. He stopped about six yards away from me and his eyes went wide in shock.

"E-e-ew!" He croaked. "That's a skunk!" Emmanuel refused to come any closer to the bus-stop and shouted, "Run, Suhanna. If he sprays on you, they won't allow you anywhere near your office."

I did not know what to think and started running alongside Emmanuel. Both of us sped away from the place and went to stand at the next stop. 


During my graduate studies, apart from discerning the various tools of research, I also learnt to cook. Cooking was one thing I was awful at back home. But I had to master the art during my stay in the US as I realized that apart from a few selective dishes, I could barely eat what I cooked. It was one of those times when I made a disaster with my cooking venture. The burnt smell of chicken was so bad that I opened all the windows and then went to throw out the trash. Instead of the regular scent of wet grass of autumn evening, there was a stench of something wild and sulphuric in the air. It was quite strong and I wondered what it might be. On my way back to the apartment, I saw the animal again disappearing behind the bushes and I realized that this was the infamous smell of skunk-spray.

A few weeks later, I hurried into the English Department Office early in the morning and smelled the same stench. Joyce, one of secretaries, sat at her desk with a beatific smile.

"Good morning, Sohana." Joyce nodded at me graciously, her special way of greeting the nervous first year graduate students..

"Morning, Joyce," I replied back. After a bit of chit-chat I asked, "What's that smell? It's as if a skunk had walked in here before me."

Joyce rolled her eyes and said. "Oh, that was Bryan. He got sprayed by a drasted polecat on his way and came to inform that he has cancelled his morning class." She paused and chortled, "And his office mates refused to let the fragrant fella in. . . .The number of skunks is surely on the rise…" Joyce trailed off into one of her stories of skunk meeting as another graduate assistant joined in. I could not wait as I, too, had a class to teach.


In summer 2013, I met a whole brood of skunks. That year, I was living in Evergreen Terrace, the other graduate housing of Southern Illinois University. Toma was a young graduate assistant of Engineering and we were having a lot of fun roaming through Carbondale. We used to take long walks around the park every afternoon. Since it was the month of Ramadan, many of the middle-eastern students used to sit with their family members on the grassy area in the middle of Evergreen Terrace and enjoy their elaborate iftar. During summer, the housing had fewer staff and hence there was nobody to monitor the activities in the park. So, children would scatter quite a bit of their food. And as soon as darkness descended, small furry black and white animals would creep in to enjoy the littered food. Toma and I did not want to be anywhere near them and both of us would be in a hurry to return home.

One late afternoon, however, we were detained by a neighboring bhabi and as we stepped out of her house, Toma whispered, "Apu, see, the skunks are out. Don't you think their number has increased?"

There was an entire family of six to seven furry creatures creeping through the grass.

"Let's walk around the other way, " I whispered back.

As we tiptoed to the opposite direction, we heard a shrill cry. Surely, that was not one of the skunks! Another bhabi was yelling at us from her balcony, "Sohana Apa, Toma, why are you going all the way round the park? Are you afraid of the skunks? They are harmless really and skunk-spray is not as bad as they make it sound!"

"Since when did Himika bhabi become a skunk-keeper?" Toma asked as we pretended not to have heard her and walked our way.

Clomping along the pathway, I looked at the lush green meadow where the skunks were bumbling with chocolate wraps, boxes and food items that were scattered about the grass. In the dying light of dusk, the five smaller skunks looked rather cute. Living around human beings also meant easy food for them. Even though we tend to avoid them, they seemed pretty happy with the leftover food. Toma was right -- in four years they certainly had grown in number. Up until this point, I had not seen an entire family of skunks roaming together so close to the human hub. But then, our habits really were at fault. We had been careless and failed in keeping a clean environment and calling out to the creatures of the wild. I recalled that I had seen squirrels tugging at McDonalds boxes with discarded fries and chicken wings at the bins behind the Student Centre. We surely were contributing to change animal food and habits. With a big sigh I hoped that the housing office would be fully staffed soon and they would clear the space and chase the skunks away.


Sohana Manzoor is Associate Professor, Department of English & Humanities, ULAB. she is also the Literary Editor of The Daily Star.

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