Government officials of Chapasthan are preparing themselves to win Bookers and Nobel prizes for writing literature by reading books in office time.
Bibliophile brainy bosses briefed officers, who had once broadened their brains by buying Brainy Cult Service (BCS) books, to follow a bibliography to broaden their existing big brains to bigger by studying books written by their brainy bosses.
As per a Satireday report, the booklist contains books that don't sell well on the market since people couldn't broaden their brains enough to dechiper the quintessence of those books.
One such brainy boss wrote scores of books on the same subject to make his books Booker-worthy. One of his writings meticulously focuses on the nuances of relationships with sisters-in-law.
That brainy boss boastfully broached, "Although Rabindranath tried to write about such a complicated relationship in Charulata, that is nowhere near my poem 'Salika' in terms of literary standards. Moreover, while his writing was written in the comfort of his home, I wrote my poem at my office where even the AC temperature was ordered not to go below 25 degrees."
While answering the query on who will bear the cost of buying these Satireday Best Bargained Books, one brainy boss replied, "As we are public servants, the public should work as our servants and therefore pay for the books. A famous quote by Sayed Mujtaba Ali says that nobody goes bankrupt just by buying books. I assure you that the public won't go bankrupt for bearing the cost as they are already bankrupt."
On the other hand, some near-sexagenarian brainy bosses were seen going on foreign training while their retirement is imminent. Being attacked by bureaucracy-phobic brainless bohemians on Facebook, a foreign-trained boss said, "Training and knowledge never go in vain. What will we do while spending our retirement? We will share our experience from these foreign trainings with our grandsons. We will give back the public money spent on such foreign trips by empowering the youth."
The government of Chapastan took that suggestion seriously and is contemplating empowering the crestfallen young generation by alluring them to Brainy Cult Service (BCS) with more lucrative incentives like lack of accountability, free foreign trips, chances of writing Nobel-prize-deserving literature in office time, opportunities to come late and to depart early, etc.