Tajuddin Akhmed, who went viral in August this year for putting socialism on blast on Facebook live, was today expelled from A Very Private University (VPU), which he had just joined.

His expulsion came after another bideshi-coffee fuelled tirade, but this time siding with socialism. "Look, if our lecturers are getting paid less, then our tuition fees should also be lower," he was heard saying in the video.

After the video went viral with 69 views, VPU sprang into action. "We tolerate dissent; encourage it even. But it has to be moderated," VPU's Dean Aassad Aaaqib said. "We are A Very Private University. What we do should remain private. Airing your dirty laundry is so lower-middle class, we won't tolerate it," Aaaqib said.

"Plus, private is literally in our name. If we said liberal, would we not be liberal? It's so basic, that breaking this rule boggles the mind," the dean added.

When asked about their not-for-profit status, the dean said that did not count. "We are hundred percent non-profit. We do not want profit but we still seem to make a lot. But that doesn't mean we can bend rules willy-nilly. If you wanted cheap education, why go private?" he asked with a smirk.

Contacted for comments, Tajuddin, however, could not be reached, with literally no one claiming he "has gone missing", but we want to plant that thought in the reader's mind.

Tajuddin's friends say his newfound zeal for communism started after he blew through his semester fee instead of paying the university. They, however, agreed with the overall sentiment and have planned a protest to free "our main man Tajuddin". 

Lubnan Khaleesi now boasts an envious garden, with some plants turning yellow, but that's ok since it's a favourite colour.