MOBans against discussion of urination
A group of MOBans (Moral Objection Board Against Newmedia) emerged from the bushes of Boldaapur last week to protect their society from Sayman Shukhon's discussion on urination. "We will not let him [Sayman Shukhon] live because his discussion on urination hurt our delicate ears and shook our moral principals," they chanted while marching towards the capital wearing yellow shirts and white caps. They started the march #BANhisLIFE (cause, you know, MOBans) right after a video went viral on social media where Sayman Shukhon was seen talking about some issues he was facing while urinating. In the video, he said, "I feel a burn and I think many more may feel the same. We should speak about our issue and fix it by consulting a doctor. This is not a taboo."
Countering his statement, the morons said, "None should speak about urination. It's a dirty thing. We all do it but we don't discuss it." "And, we will not let anyone do things that we never did or could never do." Meanwhile, hearing the news of MOBans marching towards the capital, Sayman Shukhon, a successful education trader, formally apologised on social media for educating people. "I should not have tried to enlighten people. I am sorry. I understand my mistake and will never do it again. Please let me live," he said.
Talking to this newspaper, the cybercrime unit at Boldaapur Police Station, said, "As always, we are not aware of it yet." "We promise to take action once the MOBans cause any harm to Sayman Shukhon," they added. Asked how police could make such a statement, they said, "It requires an intelligent brain to harm someone who has a lot of money. We don't believe the MOBans have that." Thus, we are not too worried about it, they added. This correspondent was trying to find a leader among the MOBans until this report was filed at 12:56am today.
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