Men’s rights NGO releases list of activities men can do in public
In yet another twist in the tale of growing demands by men and men's rights activists to recognise the dwindling rights of men, the group has now released a long, winding list of things men can in fact do in public without any shame or worry.
A press conference in this regard was held at the Erectors House in Bonani area of the capital where the list was revealed on a piece of long paper riddled with cigarette burns, coffee stains and all other things considered manly.
Below is a list of some of the activities men can do in public:
-To counter the growing calls of women wanting to breastfeed in public, men will also now be allowed to bottle feed their babies in public.
- Additionally, they may scratch their pot-bellies in public and urinate in public.
-To counter the growing trend of women smoking in public, men can not only continue to smoke and spit in public, they can also cat-call and wolf-whistle at women who smoke. However, the cat-calls must be made using the newly-approved lexicon of unwanted flirting.
-Men can also sport dirty finger nails without being made to feel bad about it.
-Men can demonstrate toxic traits from the approved list of toxic traits in public.
-Men can actually close doors whenever they want now. Too many men have spent hours holding doors open to women who have clearly told them they don't want to be their girlfriend, but still always take advantage of open doors.
-Men can make sexist jokes amongst themselves in public, provided they spend the next minute discussing how problematic the jokes are and it was made just to see who was really sexist.
Unfortunately, my paper is out of space to accommodate more from the list of activities men can do without shame to address the growing imbalance and gap in the traditional way of life, leading to modern women ruining the fine balance of life.
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