Fast food can help lose weight fast, studies show

It has been discovered that the immense amount of fats and calories in fast food help dissolve the fat cells in your body! It's called "fast food" for a reason: it makes you fast! Otherwise, it would've been called "fat food."

This makes complete sense. It is definitely a complete meal; meat - check, grains - check, salad - check, healthy fats - check.

If we take a closer look, eating tasty food effectively leads to release of dopamine and we all know that a happy mindset leads to a healthy body!

Fat cells in your body will melt away faster than the wicked witch of the west from the Wizard of Oz!

But look at the ingredients of some of the fast food. The grains -- that is the bread -- is usually of superior quality. Needless to say, it's white, and anything white, as we already know, is superior in quality; as proclaimed by the former President of the United States of America (a credible source of information). The meat is grilled and has additional components (aka doctored) that help to enhance the quality of protein. The salad, that is strategically non-existent, helps you fulfill your 5 fruits and vegetables count of the day (as ketchup is technically tomatoes).

As a result of this finding, we see tears of joy in many who have long waited for this kind of news. Well kids, the wait is over! You can now have your cake and eat it too!

The government has pledged to set up even more fast food chains around schools in hopes of encouraging healthy eating habits in children and parents alike. It is said to be the most revolutionary way of combatting the health issue we are facing as a nation right now. On top of that, giant fast food corporations have further lowered their prices in celebration of this and are demolishing small and independent business owners from selling unhealthier options.