Netizens and other sensitive people upset by actors like Bradley Cooper acting like other people

Netizens and other sensitive people are out for blood and a few millimetres off Hollywood Actor Bradley Cooper's nose. Cooper is set to play real life conductor, composer, pianist, music educator, author, and humanitarian Leonard Bernstein. Cooper needed to add some length and girth to his leading man nose so he used a prosthetic to match the likeness of the man he is playing.

Bernstein was Jewish and had a rather long nose. But netizens are upset over many things but mostly about the length of the nose. They are so upset as to why the actor has to fake a nose. Perhaps he could have grown it naturally.

But some are more offended that a man with a real long nose was not hired to play the famous composer. We tried to reach Pinocchio, who is known to have the most versatile nose in the world. His agent declined to comment but said, "He knows." But can a nose be this important?

Turns out a new group has formed asking the removal of Ralph Nathaniel Twisleton-Wykeham-Fiennes from the Harry Potter movie series. He played the main bad guy in the movie, Lord Voldemort. This guy had no nose. Netizens have been petitioning that real people with no noses should have been hired to play the role.

"We have been protesting for years that actors in Hollywood are taking over roles that should go to real characters. It is just wrong to act like a dude playin' the dude, disguised as another dude."

"This is Hollywood's typical appropriation," said John Baldur, curator of Lego Batman minifig cloaks. "We have been protesting for years that actors in Hollywood are taking over roles that should go to real characters. It is just wrong to act like a dude playin' the dude, disguised as another dude."

Robert Downey Junior, who has played many dudes in movies declined to comment on this matter as he was too busy counting his money. Let's face it, he is playing his last movie character in real life which is basically a very rich dude.

We went online to talk to people and understand why they feel this way. "Stop acting, be real," chanted a woman who was live-streaming as a kitten. We don't understand that activity but all we know is she gets paid more in a day pretending to chase an imaginary mouse than us writers do in a month.

Another forum member said they want to cancel Vin Diesel for playing a tree in the movie Guardians of The Galaxy.

No trees were willing to comment at this time as to how they felt. They silently waved their leaves in the air like they just didn't care.