Beka City South dogs form gangs BCSC says ‘I told you so!’ | The Daily Star
12:00 AM, September 05, 2020 / LAST MODIFIED: 02:20 AM, September 05, 2020

Beka City South dogs form gangs BCSC says ‘I told you so!’

Beka City South has recently been under attack from dog gangs that have recently started forming within the area. The gangs in question, as claimed by eye witness accounts, have been accused of performing martial arts moves on innocent citizens of Beka City South while howling, "Awuu Tang".

This comes mere months after Beka City South Corporation (BCSC) had attempted to conduct mass cullings, but were denied by the efforts of local residents. Now, however, the BCSC finds itself in the unique position of being able to say "I told you so" -- a first for any government agency of Beka City.

"We knew this was inevitable. But when we warned the citizens, they all pointed to Beka City North and said 'look how cool they are with dogs. Why can't we be the same?'

"Well, now you can see that it isn't really that cool. When left alone, these dogs are rebellious in nature and will slowly cull us instead," said a representative from BCSC. "It pains me to bring it up. But we told you so."

Right after this interview this particular BCSC representative fled to Beka City North for safe harbour.

I reached out to the biggest gang with around 120 canines called 'Barkhampton' but received a reply from their human communications officer reading: "We, the dogs of Beka South are done. We've been mocked, hit with stones and neutered. No more. They wanted to cull us, now we rebel.

"PS: Our next album which features 25 tracks and 50 dogs from Beka North drops on March 15.

"Awuu Tang!"

 

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