Lubnan Khaleesi

May 9, 2020
May 9, 2020

Domestic workers extend ‘general holiday’; cite risks and how dirty people are

In an unprecedented move, the Utopian Union of Househelp (UUH) issued an official statement pushing back their return to places of employment until September 2020.

April 25, 2020
April 25, 2020

Homeless man in capital arrested for violating stay-at-home measures

Zakir Hossain, 32, and his daughter Sheuly, 5, were arrested last night for defying the very strictly imposed stay-at-home regulations.

April 11, 2020
April 11, 2020

Aunty tests positive as she can’t keep her nose out of people’s business

A 46-year-old aunty, who ran the most successful tabloid in her daughter’s school, yesterday tested positive for having the viral nose infection and being a total you-know-what.

March 28, 2020
March 28, 2020

Bangladesh becomes first country to treat Covid-22 over phone

Bangladesh became the first country in the world to treat coronavirus over phone. The country’s Disease Uncontrol Centre run by Kooks (DUCK) came up with the brand new method even though THERE ARE MORE THAN ENOUGH TESTING KITS FOR ALL VIRUSES TM in the country.