This Week's Horrorscope

ARIES

Are you sad for your grapes? I am too.  

TAURUS

Some frogs like living in tree-houses. 

GEMINI

Rabbits go up in the mountains, but its okay. 

CANCER

Water is your best friend this time of the year.  

LEO

If you don’t believe in horoscopes, stop reading them. 

VIRGO

Roses are red, violets are blue, but potatoes are nice and so are you.  

LIBRA

Air is the best substitute for any kind of meal. 

SCORPIO



Monkeys can befriend anyone. 

SAGITTARIUS

Wooden houses can be good investment for otter people.  

CAPRICORN

Your number is very catchy, Bella.  

AQUARIUS

I know you think blue fire sounds cool but think again.  

PISCES

Riding off into the night is not a good idea.