THIS WEEK'S HORRORSCOPE

Aries

Bakorkhani with doi is a fine combination for lunch. 

Taurus

What do you call a colour that is light black?   ​

Gemini

I have a friend whose head resembles a Malteser. Do you? ​

Cancer

One day the number of youth organisations will be more than the number of youths.​

Leo

There is no way you're getting an Oscar this year. ​

Virgo

Start calling your mother "Progenitor". She will happily make you khichuri.   ​

Libra

Hair tonics are not meant to be ingested. Grow up. ​

Scorpio

Next time you play charades, act out "Zeitgeist". ​

Sagittarius

Daler Mehndi translates to Lentil's Henna. Think about it.  ​

Capricorn

Search for That Wikipedia List. You will be surprised.  ​

Aquarius

I cannot write my own horoscope.  ​

Pisces

The sum of all your pieces is 41.  ​