This Week's Horrorscope

ARIES

Its a new year and a new life.     



TAURUS

Don't go chasing white rabbits.  



GEMINI

Don't forget that you are a star, which means you are a ball of hot gas.     



CANCER

Do you have a friend you can trust?



LEO

Some people think they are cool. Are you one of them?     



VIRGO

Your birthday should matter only to you. 



LIBRA

Don't live your life in a bubble. Get an attached bathroom.     



SCORPIO

Blue is the colour of sadness and water.  



SAGITTARIUS

I like oranges as much as I like you.  



CAPRICORN

Books are meant to be read and written.



AQUARIUS

I guess you could say you are drowning in sorrows.  



PISCES

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