Published on 12:00 AM, November 15, 2018
This Week's Horrorscope
ARIES
You are not alone.
TAURUS
Oranges can be subjective too.
GEMINI
Unhinge yourself from your woes.
CANCER
Are you sure you like peanut butter ice-cream?
LEO
So, you're saying that your goldfish ate your cat?
VIRGO
Kangaroos will visit you in the near future.
LIBRA
Early birds don't catch worms, they catch a cold too.
SCORPIO
Does it look like it's going to rain on your parade?
SAGITTARIUS
I know you like Garbage Patch Kids.
CAPRICORN
Don't worry, I wouldn't remember to buy milk either.
AQUARIUS
Dogs don't like people who don't love them.
PISCES
Pink is not your colour.
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