THIS WEEK'S HOROSCOPE

ARIES
Try walking on a rope that's tied from one of your horns to another.

TAURUS
Have faith in Goat. He has sent you to fail in life.

GEMINI
Did you know that BFC is your secret BFF?

CENCER
The one whom you love will dye. 

LEO
Never grow up; 25 years later you will find yourself inside a dark cage.  

VIRGO
Forget about the past, your present is the future. Try to be volatile.

LIBRA
Tap-tap, clap-clap. Congratulations, from now on you're the official khaashi.

SCORPIO
If you want to be juicy, dip yourself in Tabasco sauce.

SAGITTARIUS
Visit Dhanmondi Lake twice a day and practice shooting balloons.

CAPRICON
You are a boxer by birth, so don't be afraid to punch the wall.

AQUARIUS
The Bangladeshi Aquarius is like H2O, it can turn into any form.

PISCES
Once upon a time in the heart of a sea, a tiger shark got married to a blue whale.