THIS WEEK'S HOROSCOPE

ARIES
Your mind is curly just like your horns.

TAURUS
Never let a raven sit on you.

GEMINI
Try avoiding star fruit, Cancer is after you. 

CENCER
Is it true you wear 10 pairs of shoes at a time?

LEO
What's your final destination, Africa or Dhaka Zoo? 

VIRGO
Virgos like to explore, that's why they came to the Earth from Venus.  

LIBRA
Your lucky number is six, now work hard for nine.

SCORPIO
To make your life easy, sleep on your back.

SAGITTARIUS
A true Sagittarius is a loner. It's true, look around.   

CAPRICON
If your kneecap hurts a lot try using pillows. 

AQUARIUS
Teesta is drying out and so are you.

PISCES
Never dream of a mermaid.