Published on 12:00 AM, May 05, 2016

THIS WEEK'S HOROSCOPE

ARIES
Why are you just staring? Start eating.

TAURUS
Mothers are nature's alarm clocks.

GEMINI
What would you do if you were Captain Planet? 

CENCER
I have seen enough rainbows, now show me some rain.

LEO
Don't you dare roar at me like that!

VIRGO
You will never know love until you unfold your heart.

LIBRA
Your sister is the glittering and shining energy bulb of your parents. Not you.

SCORPIO
What makes you stronger also makes you weaker. 

SAGITTARIUS
Laughter and smile are not the same, try giggling.  

CAPRICON
Are you reading this? Thank you. May God bless you.

AQUARIUS
I saw you last night opening the fridge. Just don't get diabetes. 

PISCES
Tie your hands and just start typing.