This Week's Horrorscope

ARIES

Don't enjoy it while it lasts. 

TAURUS

Are you even aware of your inhibitions?

GEMINI

Rabbits go up in the mountains, but its okay. 

CANCER

You do not exist to make yourself feel better.

LEO

We are all here living our most mediocre lives. Come join us. 

VIRGO

Girls think you're girly but I think you're just sweet.

LIBRA

When was the last time you thought of someone and felt happy?

SCORPIO



Some of us like apples but most of us like grapes. 

SAGITTARIUS

Every breath you take will be watched by someone. 

CAPRICORN

Nothing compares to you singing about pizza early in the morning.

AQUARIUS

Sometimes the water is so blue, it starts to look like a painting.

PISCES

Eat your breakfast only when its time to have breakfast.