Published on 12:00 AM, November 29, 2018
JINX
MASTER OF PING PONG
Stainless steel spoon,
Dishwasher detergents,
Angle of convergence,
Ohnos!
Cute little toe,
Watch your head.
Edge of the bed,
Ay dios mio!
Crisp white shirt,
Big bite, boss.
Chilli garlic sauce
Five-second rule!
Right eye twitch,
Left hand itch,
Matrix glitch,
Bad luck, fool!
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