Published on 12:00 AM, November 29, 2018

JINX

MASTER OF PING PONG

Stainless steel spoon,

Dishwasher detergents,

Angle of convergence,

Ohnos!

 

Cute little toe,

Watch your head.

Edge of the bed,

Ay dios mio!

 

Crisp white shirt,

Big bite, boss.

Chilli garlic sauce

Five-second rule!

 

Right eye twitch,

Left hand itch,

Matrix glitch,

Bad luck, fool!