We swear on our wives and daughters that we will be less misogynistic: Reformed misogynists

A Very Religious Organisation in the newly unliberated country of Ivegoneinsane has garnered international acclaim after they said they will be less misogynistic than they were 20 years ago.

In a press conference, the leader of the Very Religious Organisation said now, after the supreme world power have finished unliberating the country, they will ensure that women along with other lesser beings will have rights.

These rights, the leader said, will be determined by the Very Religious Organisation.

Some of these rights include allowing women to breathe the open air, but only up to 20 feet away from their dwellings.

Women, he said, can also study from textbooks written by the organisation to broaden their horizons. This is a rare opportunity from them to glimpse into the superior minds of the men.

They can also work, but only from home. The work is limited to creating face coverings.

The international community has welcomed the initiative, despite protests in Ivegoneinsane. World leaders said they would support whichever regime the people of the country support, but the leader of the Very Religious Organisation also said there would be no elections.

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