Published on 12:00 AM, January 28, 2023

Satireday editor’s note

We understand that carrying two pieces on the same topic -- ChatGPT -- may not seem to be the most creative path to take. We also understand that some may choose to think that this is the sign of the satire editor running out of ideas and time, even as the empty space on this page just won't shrink. You may be right, but that is not the real reason we are running two ChatGPT articles (three if you count this one). Recently, this confounded AI has written a satire piece, and we fear it is only a matter of time before we won't be needed to populate this space. Or, ChatGPT has actually taken over and this is just some shameless self-promotion, a sign that the AI has truly become human.