Published on 12:00 AM, January 09, 2021

Covid-19 vaccine removes Bangladesh from its friendlist

Covid-19 has drawn all the attention since it broke out in China, or wherever the latest conspiracy places it. Since then, all the countries have been desperately looking for a vaccine, as was Bangladesh. But several fake IDs of vaccines left everyone confused and creating ample scope for catfishing.

But finally, Bangladesh found a Covid-19 vaccine profile with a seemingly real profile picture (Seemed to be real as its profile picture and other information were genuine) after months of searching and sent a friend request without further delays.

Yes! Then the Covid-19 vaccine accepted our friend request and all the healthy men clapped for the probable solution of this 'unhealthy' situation.

It can undoubtedly be said that Covid-19 vaccine was getting numerous friend requests from both known and unknown countries. Bangladesh was lucky as its request was accepted before the maximum limit was reached.

However, Bangladesh made sure to knock the profile on messenger and also sent a text message. No one likes random friend requests and Bangladesh had the courtesy to make an introduction first.

Then after several hours of chatting with Covid-19 vaccine, Bangladesh and Covid-19 vaccine reached an agreement that Bangladesh would get millions of doses of vaccine soon.

This most awaited news brought forth a celebration in the country. Public holidays were announced to celebrate the news. The day Covid-19 saw Bangladesh's message was announced as the 'Friendship Day' which is supposed to be celebrated every year. Politicians were delivering their TedTalks on 'how to select a true friend' on television.

Some were on the edge of developing a theory, named, 'A True Friend: Myth or Reality' based on their experience.

Unfortunately, everything didn't go well. To celebrate the public holidays, people gathered in huge numbers in various recreational and tourist spots. As a result, more people were infected and vaccine was in dire need. The spokesman of Bangladesh knocked Covid-19 in messenger again. But no reply came and the message wasn't seen either. While checking the ID of Covid-19 vaccine, Bangladesh discovered that its friend had suddenly removed it from his friendlist.   Later, Bangladesh took several screenshots of the agreement with Covid-19 vaccine and posted those on 'Desperately Seeking Vaccine- DSV', an international group of unfortunate countries. But, no one gave a solution. Only a comment was made from a fake ID (Could be the Covid-19 vaccine's fake ID) mentioning that, "I heard that Covid-19 vaccine mistakenly accepted your friend request after reaching its friend-limit. It has more friends to send vaccine to. You don't have a chance as you are its 'accidental friend'."