This Week's Horrorscope
EDM is the jazz of the 21st century.
I love an agreeable Arab John Cena.
Dog eat dog but cat eat fish.
Mountains are nice, but does yours have dew?
Ubuntu is what happens when your hipster runs out.
Brother, can you give me 12 taka?
Always remember to listen to the Oasis when they serve dessert.
Rock my world, turn me around, spin me like a top, I will throw up.
Aladin invented shake well before use.
Keylor Navas is a bad keeper.
2441139, Bella Thorne, can you put this on?
Umbrella time, umbrella time, let's go dancing, love is a crime.