Life Pro Tips

What if you could download the knowledge of the entire internet into your brain but the only way to do it would be via floppy disks. Like you had to get the data into pieces of 1.44mb floppy disks and then insert them into your brain through a Nokia N95, would you still do it? Imagine you're downloading the Wikipedia entry for breathing and there's a disk read error just when you reach the “How to Breathe” section. 

Brad was a nice dinosaur. He always ate his vegetables and listened to his parents. It didn't stop him from being wiped out. Kids, always remember to leave fossils to be cloned from. 

If you stay too long on the internet, your brains will be fried harder than a shingara in Mohammadpur Town Hall market. Always remember to meet normal people and socialise in order to know the limits of the human mind to restrict yourself from spiralling into degeneracy. Degeneracy is only acceptable if you're a quirky, short-haired, blonde woman with your own TV show. 

– Rumman R Kalam, Sub-editor, SHOUT