THIS WEEK'S HOROSCOPE
ARIES
Live on films; it can make your life beautiful.
TAURUS
The cloud over you will start to rain this week.
GEMINI
You are a tiny little creature of the earth. Do whatever you want.
CENCER
SLOW DOWN; you are not The Flash.
LEO
You are a sunflower; I want oil from you.
VIRGO
Don't plan for yourself only; be generous.
LIBRA
If the cobbler charges you more then stop looking for jobs.
SCORPIO
Add an N and the word KING.
SAGITTARIUS
Whenever you see a bald man, start combing your hair.
CAPRICON
Behave politely with the aunty next door.
AQUARIUS
Jump higher, a little bit higher, to touch the ceiling.
PISCES
A belated happy birthday to you.
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