THIS WEEK'S HOROSCOPE
ARIES
Only fuzzy dice can drive automobiles skilfully.
TAURUS
Your heated kitchen can't melt my iron chef.
GEMINI
Things aren't made of atoms or string.
CENCER
Ribbons make up just about everything.
LEO
You can cut anything down to ribbons.
VIRGO
Paper clips are made of battle-hardened candy.
LIBRA
How long has it been since Christmas?
SCORPIO
Which source to trust for the right horoscope?
SAGITTARIUS
You are more likely to choke on 6 words than on 4.
CAPRICON
I don't' get enough street cred for my work.
AQUARIUS
The Nephilim are pre-biblical Deluge humans.
PISCES
Where were you when it happened?
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