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Issue No: 159
March 6, 2010

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Law amusements


Some absurd things ever said in court
The following questions were actually posed by real-life lawyers and are taken from official court records.
Now, in all fairness to the poor lawyers immortalised below as unintelligent, readers should be aware that recorders operate at all times in courts of law, so that the slightest inadvertence is on record for posterity.

Are you qualified to give a urine sample?
Yes, I have been since early childhood.

Do you recall approximately the time that you examined the body of Mr. Brown?
It was in the evening. The autopsy started about 8:30 p.m.
And Mr. Brown was dead at the time, is that correct?
No. He was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy!

 

Source: www.duhaime.org.

 

 

 
 
 
 


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