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The
two partners in a law firm were having lunch when suddenly one of them
jumped up from the table and said, "I have to go back to the office;
I forgot to lock the safe!"
"What are you worried about?" asked the other. "We're both
here."
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judge, bored and frustrated by a lawyer's tedious arguments, had made
numerous rulings to speed the trial along. The attorney had bristled at
the judge's orders, and their tempers grew hot. Finally, frustrated with
another repetition of arguments he had heard many times before, the judge
pointed to his ear and said, "Counsellor, you should be aware that
at this point, what you are saying is just going in one ear and out the
other."
"Your honour," replied the lawyer, "That goes without saying.
What is there to prevent it?"
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driver was pulled over for speeding by a police officer. As the officer
was writing the ticket, she noticed several swords in the car.
"What are those for?" she asked.
"I'm a juggler," the man replied. "I use those in my act."
"Really? Why don't you show me?" the officer requested.
So he got out the swords and started juggling them: first three, then
more, finally seven at one time, overhand, underhand, behind the back,
putting on a dazzling show and amazing the officer.
As another car passed by, the driver did a double take looking at the
cop and the juggler. Bewildered, he looked as his wife and said, "Wow!
Look at the sobriety tests they're giving now."
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