Dialogues . . .

Boy : Since we met, I can't eat or drink...
Girl : Why not ??
Boy : I'm broke.

Boy : May I hold your hand??
Girl : No thanks, it isn't heavy.

Girl : Who was that girl I saw you kissing last night??
Boy : What time was it??

Girl : Say you love me! Say you love me!
Boy : You love me...

Girl : If we become engaged will you give me a ring??
Boy : Sure, what's your phone number??

Girl : Darling, I want to dance like this forever..
Boy : Don't you ever want to improve??

Boy : I love you and I could die for you!
Girl : How soon??

Sharon : Have you ever had a hot, passionate, burning kiss??
Tracy : I did once. He'd forgotten to take the cigarette out of his mouth.

Man : You remind me of the sea.
Woman : Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting?
Man : No, because you make me sick.

Wife : You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and comes out of the other.
Husband : You tell a woman something, it goes in both ears and comes out of the mouth.

Mary : John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly. What do u think, Peter?
Peter : A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly.

Jimmy : Mom, can I have two pieces of cake?
Mom : Certainly. Take this piece and cut it in two.

Sam : I hate to see a girl standing in a bus when I'm comfortably seated.
Lily : So what do you do?
Sam : I close my eyes.

Teacher : Have you given the goldfish fresh water?
Pupil : No, Sir. They haven't finished the water I gave them last week.

Mom : Why are you wiping the floor with that cake?
Son : Well, it's a sponge cake, isn't it?

It was Eid and the magistrate was in a benevolent mood as he questioned the prisoner. "What are you charged with?" he asked.
"Doing my Eid shopping early," replied the defendant.
"That's no offence," replied the magistrate. "How early were you doing this shopping?"
"Before the store opened," countered the prisoner.

A young lady came home and told her Mother that her boyfriend had proposed but she had turned him down because she found out he was an atheist, and didn't believe in Heaven or Hell.
"Marry him anyway, dear." the Mother said. "Between the two of us, we'll show him just how ‘wrong’ he is.”

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