The Underground Fever

In this issue of SHOUT, we've gone underground. No, not that 'underground'. Although we might as well have, because 'democracy'. But I digress.
Underground Football started off as counter-culture but over the years it has gone mainstream. So, it's not really 'underground' any more. But we, at SHOUT, don't discriminate; this is a space for football fiends, hipsters, nerds, techies, anime freaks, posers, losers, but NOT users, misfits, social outcasts, pop queens and emo kings [and any other kind that I didn't mention].
We delve into 'guilty pleasures' -- movies, TV shows and pretty much anything in pop culture that we publicly loathe, but secretly love. In this installment, our resident fan girl ogles “One Tree Hill”.
We've also provided a list of dos and don'ts for commuters taking CNGs. Think of us when you holler, “OI CNG!!!”
As you're all aware, Gamchhaland Elections were held recently. The results are in. To nobody's shock, the Troll Party has been re-elected. Rejoice. What's that buzzing sound, you ask? Just Murdorar sharpening her Swiss knife.
Stay with SHOUT. We're far from perfect but we'll only get better.

– Karim Waheed, Editor, SHOUT