This Week's Horrorscope
Hello, is it 2441139, Bella Bose, where is my shawarma?
O.P.A., O.P.A., where art thou?
Least concerned of all my wishers are my well wishers because they know I am well when I am unwell, if that makes sense.
Your name is not your identity.
Possession of a cat made the dog vomit.
Be smort, not toit.
Nigeria is a nice country to visit.
Eons ago, you existed in the same universe.
Some people think you're smart, but think again.
Don't cross the road, don't be a chicken.
Assuming you know everything is not cool.
Didn't I see you at that party last night?