If you're really looking into buying that self-help book, you're really not helping yourself.
You should fashion those crocs as you please. You're going to cease to exist anyway.
Ask everyone who disagrees with you to un-friend you, wonder why you don't have “real” friends.
Do you really have to put up that status that says “GOAAAAAL”? Think about it.
Your spirit animal this week is a Lemur.
Studies confirm, performing the peacock dances helps impress desired prospect. Express yourself.
Pistachios are the raisins of ice-cream. Fight anyone who differs.
A prolonged travel would be good for you this week. Consider going to Mirpur.
You might feel sad this week. Carry a mini umbrella for your tears.
Indulge in some jackfruit this week.
Your presence during a certain match might increase the chances of your team to lose. Keep yourself locked in.
To keep the existential crisis at bay, watch Keeping Up with The Kardashians.