This week's horrorscope
Rachel is a good name for a pet cloud.
Action speaks louder than the YouTuber KSI.
Being a Gemini doesn't make you a snake.
Blue is not the best colour for this season.
Igloos are nice; both the ice-tents and the ice-cream.
Two cows once fell in love on a moonlit night.
Some types of fries are not crunchy enough.
End your story with another short story.
Asparagus is not nice to look at.
Salmons are not good-looking.
Or is this fantasy you ask?
Nigel Uno was my first role model.