Roses are red, no more single bed.
Take 50mg painkiller before asking her out.
No makeup, no Jaan.
If he is not responsive enough, start wearing linen.
Find a girl who believes in “Ekti saree, ekti bari”.
Set your caller tune to “Hello, is it me you are looking for?”
Its not mandatory to accept Valentine's Day gifts, unless it's a diamond ring ;-P
Jupiter will be in your favour this year; five breakups mean five new loves.
Moon lovers, you have only 41% chance to go for a date.
Clash of Clans or dating plans?
Don't let him know that you prefer wealth to him.
Yes, “ex” stands for “expired”.