You remind people of Donald Trump's comb over.
You're about to acquire the ability of turning your head 360 degrees. Go on, have a go.
You're the Moglai porota that leads to dysentery. You'll be blamed but never regretted.
Good things happen to good people. You are good, but are you people?
Your friends are lucky to have you. Next to you, they'll always look more impressive.
It's time to lose that imaginary friend when even they start asking for some alone time.
What are your thoughts on mutton chops? It's time you pondered.
There is a fine line between being repulsive and revolting. You are that line.
If you crashed a wedding, they'd stop it because no one wants to get married if you're still single.
Wondering why people laugh at you? It's probably because you're still wondering.
Potato chips dampen if kept out too long. Hope you can relate.
Have you ever wondered how amazing it'd be if they didn't invent shoes?