To be rich, start shearing yourself.
Never believe a matador, he lives because of you.
Gemini loves Gemini, but loves to date a Virgo.
The more legs you have, the more you weigh.
Don't meow meow , SHOUT!!!
Why are your eyes still dry? CRY CRY CRY!
You are so light and pale; brighten the dark.
You don't have wings so get back to your mate.
Hide your tiny little tail for this week.
Your DNA says you are SATAN.
Empty pitchers make the loudest noise.
2016, 2017, 2018; these are the years you will remain single.