Keep tweeting at Kanye until he responds. It'll happen.
Wear a blonde toupee like Trump. That should impress her.
Always carry a bodna. You'll always need it.
Do domestic horses have stable relationships?
If you listen to Taylor Swift for 6 hours today, your crush will acknowledge your existence tomorrow.
Not showering for a week shall bring you luck.
Watch out for the man in the denim shirt.
It's a good idea to wear a shower cap to university today.
That dark shadow that appears in your room every night isn't really a shadow.
Why won't you love yourself?
Lick the pavement for good fortune. Avoid the cracks.
The next song you listen to will define your life. Choose wisely.