Mourinho's Meltdown

You might be absolutely nowhere in life right now. You might be in a place where it resembles the chaotic seclusion of an event horizon. No getting out and no getting in. There is, however, one shining ray of hope for you. It's Jose Mourinho. 

Imagine you're one of the best managers on the planet and gaining momentum with your unstoppable multi-billion dollar team of football players. Everything is going perfectly and you're well on your way towards being the very best that no one ever was. After a break lasting two months, you're rested and ready to go at the world. Everything crashes. Your players hate you. Your fans hate you. And your possibly homicidal boss is about to lose his patience. This isn't an event horizon. This is a sun going supernova. 

At least you're not Mourinho. Cheer up, old boy. 

– Rumman R Kalam, Sub-editor, SHOUT