Studies reveal bamboo effectively blocks Covid-22 virus
It has been discovered that bamboo has a chemical compound that dissolves the lipid (fatty) bilayer of the Covid-22 virus. Bamboo during the curfew hours, when Covid-22 is most active, releases a chemical compound as it cools in the humid night air.
This compound (yet to be name but someone suggested New Market Chingri Matha Bhaaji) effectively beats the surrounding virus organisms to submission. The virus becomes as dead as Mel Gibson's career after his rant about Jews being responsible for all wars.
As a result, the city is urged to quickly place bamboo barricades at all entry and exit points of neighbourhoods. Some people have started eating with bamboo chopticks to add to their natural resistance.
Parents who are at their wits end stuck with their kids at home have also started using bamboo. One mother of seven kids has stated how her household is now more peaceful since the bamboo treatment. Bamboo is the latest savior not just for fake students in student protests, but also for humanity suffering from Covid-22.
The Underground Low-lying Agricultural Business University (ULAB-U) has conducted extensive tests in their laboratory in the now empty parking lot of Rapa Plaza shopping centre. An expert stated that this is highly effective as long as people do not actually jump over the bamboo barriers into the open microscopic arms of Covid-22 which are now mutating to develop much longer arms.
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