This Week's Horrorscope
Goth is not a look, it's a lifestyle.
Inuit people like water-heating systems.
Vests are nests for the best of the best.
Eagles are not great as pest.
Melanin deficiency is not cool.
Eating food is just another way of saying you're hungry.
Moose are like zebras if you think about it.
Opposites attract negatives.
Nursery rhymes make good rap songs.
Elephants don't like being addressed in rooms.
You don't know much about life, stop.
Sunrises are overrated. Sunsets are underrated.