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ARIES

Goth is not a look, it's a lifestyle.



TAURUS

Inuit people like water-heating systems.



GEMINI

Vests are nests for the best of the best. 



CANCER

Eagles are not great as pest.



LEO

Melanin deficiency is not cool. 



VIRGO

Eating food is just another way of saying you're hungry. 



LIBRA

Moose are like zebras if you think about it. 



SCORPIO

Opposites attract negatives. 



SAGITTARIUS

Nursery rhymes make good rap songs.



CAPRICORN

Elephants don't like being addressed in rooms. 



AQUARIUS

You don't know much about life, stop. 



PISCES

Sunrises are overrated. Sunsets are underrated.

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