This Week's Horrorscope
There is someone from Australia who is thinking about you.
Have you seen your toe-nails?
Its never a matter of self-respect, always a matter of self-love.
No, you can't go swimming today.
A shark will make sure you have your life in order.
Succulent and tender treats await you.
Don't ask your parents about last night.
Is it just me or is it just fantasy?
Eggs and bacon is not a real breakfast meal.
Oily skin is not a disease.
Use your last name for your next clothing line.
Tea is not for everyone to spill.