This Week's Horrorscope
Your car is in me.
Please don't touch my handbrake.
Sucking on potatoes will improve your luck.
Your Playstation 4 is sentient. It doesn't like you.
Unicycle is your gender.
Twitch stream yourself brushing teeth.
Orange Juice did nothing wrong.
Tiny dancer, why aren't you Cancer?
Rock it, man.
Get your mother angry to hear Sandal in the Wind.
Eid is coming. Sacrifice.
This horrorscope is so sad. Alexa play Despacito.