Mad Genius
ZACH GALIFIANAKIS
October 1, 1969
Zachary Knight "Zach" Galifianakis is an American stand-up comedian and actor of Greek ancestry known for his film and television appearances including his own Comedy Central Presents special. He has garnered attention for his role as Alan Garner in The Hangover trilogy.

" I used to be really cute.
I could send you earlier photos
where I'm stunning. But I've
gained about twenty pounds
over the past two years, and the
more weight I've put on, the
more success I've had. If you
drew a diagram of weight gain
and me getting more work, a
mathematician would draw
some conclusions from that.
I haven't been hit
since Leon Spinks
hit me in '92.
My name is Zach Galifianakis
and I hope I'm pronouncing
that right. I'm named after
my granddad, my middle
name. My name is
Zach Granddad
Galifianakis."
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