Creepy things to do upon meeting your doppelganger

You never know when you might stumble upon your doppelganger. Anything can happen nowadays. The person who looks eerily just like you might just be loitering in the inappropriate section of a bookstore, waiting to be found.

Therefore, you have to prepare for it when that happens and according to my preliminary research which consisted of asking people about it on Reddit, it WILL happen.

First thing's first. There's this postulation that your doppelganger is you from the future, visiting you to see what a moron you used to be. So make sure you keep ropes and gloves with you. Ropes so that you can tie him up. Gloves because you need to wear them while doing that. You touching your future self can lead to catastrophic consequences and you don't want that kind of intricate paradox inflicted upon your existence. Don't let him kill a butterfly. That will bring trouble too. Goats, he can kill all he wants. Goats are evil.

Take advantage of him; question him. Ask him if you finally get a girlfriend in the future. Ask him whether you will still take selfies of your pimples and complain about them on Facebook. When he appears perplexed with the whole situation tell him it's his fault. Because what is happening now had been done by him in the past, so he had foreseen all these and could have escaped if he wanted to. He would talk about alternate timelines and all that stuff, but don't heed him. You know yourself. You can't trust you.

There's a rumour that before her death, Queen Elizabeth the first saw her doppelganger. That her seeing that brought upon her death, doppelgangers being a “bad omen” and all. This is good information. The people who bullied you back in 7th grade for having a Hannah Montana wallet would taste sweet revenge now. All you need to do is go look out for their doppelgangers. Take photos of the bullies with you, it might come to help in pinpointing.
Now this kind of work is easier said than done. It's hard to locate these godforsaken doppelgangers. So you need to be able to market any remotely similar looking guy as a potential doppelganger:You there, sir. Yes, you. I think you look like me. No, seriously, you do. We both are even of the same species.

After you have accomplished identifying the person, talk about your interests with them. Spit out all the obscure Swedish musicians you like and ask them if they do too. They HAVE to like whatever you like.  It' won't be filmy enough, otherwise.

One confusing thing we all face is what do we call our doppelgangers? Me? Myself? Guy Who Looks Like Me? Dope the Ganger?

The answer is just call him whatever you want. I'm sure the person won't mind. He's probably thinking the same thing at the moment. Remember: to him, you are the doppelganger.

You can even ask them important questions about the strange nature of life. Like if he too has gastric pains and would he give you some advice on what to do about it.

At the end, it actually depends on you. Go crazy. But no matter what you do, NEVER forget to take that initial selfie with him, where you both are smiling your I'm-so-the-better-looking-me smile and asking your friends on the internet: “Guys, Which one's me? The real me? #KontaAshol”