HORRORSCOPE

ARIES You are half way through with your perfect life.

ARIES Photosynthesis is going to stop soon.

ARIES Hattori, Hattori, this is my name. Laughing, making you laugh, this is my game.

ARIES

Sundays are the best of the worst.

Wet handkerchiefs are better than moist ones.

Sundays are the best of the worst.

Your feet are always the ones that smell. Should you do something about it? Meh.

There is a time and place for everything except your incessant recording for social media stories.

Some of us know what to eat for breakfast.

Racing against time is futile.

That thing you did that's been keeping you up all night? Definitely your fault.

Post apocalyptic worlds would be a nice place to live in if you were a cockroach.

Irk the child, it shall cry. Irk the man, its heart shall wail.

I like roses that don't bloom.

Don't act like you don't like avocados.