THIS WEEK'S HORRORSCOPE
Aries
This week you will get wet in the rain, but not feel it.
Taurus
All your friendships are lies. Deal with it and move on.
Gemini
The stars say you'll run into the elakar boro bhai who extorts money from you.
Cancer
Don't eat a burger this week. Except a vegetarian burger, maybe. No cheese, though.
Leo
Imagine all the people, living life in peace. LOL.
Virgo
It is essential that you catch up on some WWE this week in preparation of the next week.
Libra
Work work work work work.
Scorpio
No Wind of Change for you this week.
Sagittarius
On Tuesday night, you'll meet someone who will give you a job. On Wednesday morning, you'll wake up.
Capricorn
Avoid her this Friday, Sunday and Monday.
Aquarius
Take a road trip. You deserve it, champ!
Pisces
Try taking a proper self-portrait that is not a selfie.
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