THIS WEEK'S HOROSCOPE
ARIES
Hating everyone is not going to bring you any happiness.
TAURUS
Make sure you shut the door before going to bed.
GEMINI
You will be blessed if you stop talking for the next seven days.
CENCER
Thank you. If you weren't there Pool would not have been dead.
LEO
You need more protein.
VIRGO
Change your toothpaste, get a beauty one maybe.
LIBRA
Rope was invented to tie something, not to hang yourself.
SCORPIO
There is no gem that can help you in the exam hall.
SAGITTARIUS
Sierra Leone is calling you.
CAPRICON
Stop spilling your secrets to your friends.
AQUARIUS
Top-up your mobile balance, believe me you are gonna need this.
PISCES
I am proud of you.
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